Tuesday, May 23
happy birthday fen!
happy 21st birthday fen!
you won't believe how much of peace, joy and laughter i'm having without you around. going to church has become so much more delightful and mahjong sessions without you are simply amazing. you don't know how much i wish for you to stay in aussieland. in fact, i'm postponing my trip to aussieland for as long as you remain there. have fun there ya! don't be back soon!*
*since all else fails, i thought i should try some reverse psychology.
hey woman work hard save much and come back soon yeah. i'll keep your prezzie with me till you return. hah. return! to add colour back into my life. love you!
you won't believe how much of peace, joy and laughter i'm having without you around. going to church has become so much more delightful and mahjong sessions without you are simply amazing. you don't know how much i wish for you to stay in aussieland. in fact, i'm postponing my trip to aussieland for as long as you remain there. have fun there ya! don't be back soon!*
*since all else fails, i thought i should try some reverse psychology.
hey woman work hard save much and come back soon yeah. i'll keep your prezzie with me till you return. hah. return! to add colour back into my life. love you!
Posted by uberbeloved at 7:13:00 PM
Thursday, May 18
豆漿油條
yesterday was day one of 'abstruction'. after a week long torture of having to face zoe tay's abs in 8days, i decided that i too wanted a nice and toned bod. not that i don't have a hot bod now but there is always room for improvement. and instead of turning those 'rooms' into one big room, i think i'd rather have 6 small rooms. so i started on 'abstruction'.
went to the gym with wiwi and realised how much of a shadow i am of my former self. i cannot treadmill for more than 12 minutes and i can only manage a set of 15 at every station before i pant like lulu. well. guess it is only day one.
anyway the devastating part is yet to come. wiwi and i did a body fats measurement test. being 100% confident of myself i stepped onto the scale and when it flashed 21.8% i knew that was probably the lowest that one could go.
little did i know that the world's greatest miracle is about to take place right under my nose. wiwi stepped on it and measured 7.7% OF BODY FATS! 7.7%! damn machine. do you have any idea what that makes me? if wiwi is a chicken, then i'm a turkey. if wiwi is a bear, then i'm godzilla. and if wiwi is a bowl of 豆漿, then i'll be the 油條.
ohh ohh ohh i bet the difference can be justified by the fact that wiwi does not have breasts! yes that must be it. heh. (jin: but neither do you) shaddup jin.
so 21.8% of body fats is not that bad after all. heh.
豆漿離不開油條
讓我愛你愛到老
愛情就是要這樣
它才幸福美好 ..
went to the gym with wiwi and realised how much of a shadow i am of my former self. i cannot treadmill for more than 12 minutes and i can only manage a set of 15 at every station before i pant like lulu. well. guess it is only day one.
anyway the devastating part is yet to come. wiwi and i did a body fats measurement test. being 100% confident of myself i stepped onto the scale and when it flashed 21.8% i knew that was probably the lowest that one could go.
little did i know that the world's greatest miracle is about to take place right under my nose. wiwi stepped on it and measured 7.7% OF BODY FATS! 7.7%! damn machine. do you have any idea what that makes me? if wiwi is a chicken, then i'm a turkey. if wiwi is a bear, then i'm godzilla. and if wiwi is a bowl of 豆漿, then i'll be the 油條.
ohh ohh ohh i bet the difference can be justified by the fact that wiwi does not have breasts! yes that must be it. heh. (jin: but neither do you) shaddup jin.
so 21.8% of body fats is not that bad after all. heh.
豆漿離不開油條
讓我愛你愛到老
愛情就是要這樣
它才幸福美好 ..
Posted by uberbeloved at 3:48:00 PM
stupidity
one is not stupid because of the inability to add. nor is one dumb because forming sentences is not his forte. being unable to recite the alphabet doesn't make one an idiot.
the real dumbass is one who don't know what's what when what's what is presented right under their noses. do you say walking is tiring during a conversation with a lame? do you say you wished your husband had worn a condom so that you wouldn't get pregnant again infront of a barren woman? do you say you wished you had a bmw instead of a toyota to a guy who rides a bmx?
you don't? congratulations for not making my dean's list for the pompous fools.
so will the real dim donkey please stand up.
the real dumbass is one who don't know what's what when what's what is presented right under their noses. do you say walking is tiring during a conversation with a lame? do you say you wished your husband had worn a condom so that you wouldn't get pregnant again infront of a barren woman? do you say you wished you had a bmw instead of a toyota to a guy who rides a bmx?
you don't? congratulations for not making my dean's list for the pompous fools.
so will the real dim donkey please stand up.
Posted by uberbeloved at 3:14:00 AM
Monday, May 15
standstill
hmm guess i haven't been blogging much lately. mainly cos my life. is. at. a. standstill. well for one i was supposed to be in malacca during the weekend. but this happened ...
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yeah crashed the car that was supposed to bring us to malacca. well thank God no one's injured from this crash. naturally the trip was cancelled and i spent my weekend passing time. and I HATE TO PASS TIME. I'D RATHER PASS AWAY.
sigh just thinking bout this depresses me. so i'm off to recount the cracks and crevices on my bedroom walls or start on the ones in my sisters' room.
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yeah crashed the car that was supposed to bring us to malacca. well thank God no one's injured from this crash. naturally the trip was cancelled and i spent my weekend passing time. and I HATE TO PASS TIME. I'D RATHER PASS AWAY.
sigh just thinking bout this depresses me. so i'm off to recount the cracks and crevices on my bedroom walls or start on the ones in my sisters' room.
Posted by uberbeloved at 11:05:00 PM
Wednesday, May 3
cutest possessions
in my heart the cutest and most adorable possession of mine is neither lulu, the resident queen
nor is it fluffy
nor is it sam
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wiwi the bunny!
Posted by uberbeloved at 1:33:00 PM
Tuesday, May 2
fluffy.
over the weekend my sis brought back a 2 month old puppy with the hope of it getting along with our resident queen, lulu.
this is the pup which we affectionately named fluffy after one day of calling it 'Oiiiii'
this is the pup which we affectionately named fluffy after one day of calling it 'Oiiiii'
and this is our resident queen, lulu
well it was love at first sight when my entire family saw fluffy. even my dad chuckled when he saw the pup bouncing (yap it bounces) after him. it is so irresistibly adorable that i spent my entire weekend speaking gibberish (ah gaga woo sheee wheee tickly tickly) to it.
fluffy is about the size of wiwi's nike sneakers.
fluffy is still so young that every single thing in the house amazes and amuses him. and the best thing is, he is as lazy as i am. every few bounces that he takes is accompanied by a sudden sprawl for a break. hah. well this sounds like i'm a happy girl with a new pup. BUT there's just a small problem with major consequences. my dearest lulu is not as fond of fluffy as we are.
being the resident queen that she is, she snubbed the poor pup from ever since it bounced through our front door. jealousy towards the pup sets in and lulu's tail went down and stayed down all the while fluffy was around. in a bid to make friends with lulu, fluffy bounces towards lulu and head-butts her all the time but this friendly gesture is interpreted differently by lulu who avoids fluffy at all costs.
thus my family was in a major dilemma when we realised that lulu is not warming up to fluffy even after 3 days. she even snared at fluffy once when he head-butted her while she was having her supper. my mum reminded us that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and we wouldn't know for sure what would happen should we leave them at home unattended.
SO after much deliberation and drama, we've returned fluffy back to its owner and lulu is now a happy dog. can't say much for my sis cos she cried when fluffy left.
we miss you fluffy! you'll find a good home!
Posted by uberbeloved at 1:09:00 PM
why not-that-useful (NTU) university is no good.
Why Not-That-Useful (NTU) University is No Good
Volume 1
Posted by uberbeloved at 11:41:00 AM
Monday, May 1
the pilot.
much pressure is on me to deliver a first post that wows. thus i react how i'm apt to when i'm faced with a challenge. i run. away from it. hah. so instead of an entry that wows i hereby seek to post one that would induce you to enter lalala land before you can say 'boring!'. heh. i'm gonna write bout why i'm starting this blog for good.
1. for the sake of some fortunate friends who have left Singapore or are in the midst of leaving
1. for the sake of some fortunate friends who have left Singapore or are in the midst of leaving
this may sound like a weak attempt to be thoughtful and eager to keep in touch since there are always msn and emails and skype and telephones. BUT keeping a blog would further facilitate the "Keeping In Touch(KIT)" process cos it provides a common topic to be discussed on msn and emails and skype and telephones.
KIT Process 1 (Blog = Non-existent)
friend: hi how's life
me: hey! ohh i'm doing great how bout you?
friend: oh i'm doing great too!
friend and me: ... ... ...
KIT Process 2 (Blog = Up and Happening)
friend: hey! i saw your blog! did you really blah blah blah?
me: haha blah blah blah
friend: i agree with what you said blah blah blah
me: yeah blah blah blah
friend: i saw the photos too! really miss you guys over here!
me: yeah blah blah blah
friend and me: continues bitching
heh. it doesn't matter if one is a good or bad conversationalist, a blog would definitely spice up convos between friends. or so i prefer to think. besides more thoughts and experiences could be shared through blogging.
KIT Process 3 (halfway through the convo)
friend: i just finished my exams going for a holiday next week
me: haha that's cool =)
(after a short pause)
me: you know what XYZ, i really miss those days when we blah blah blah really miss your presence here blah blah blah
friend (thinking wtf is wrong with her but says): ermm yeah me too look i g2g talk to you again
don't think any friend of mine would be comfortable when i turn sappy and mushy on them. but i bet they'd be touched if they know they are missed. hmm we're asians after all. so i shall express my LOVE here. heh.
2. for the sake of my future kids
blogging is so widespread in our society today that i fear i may be ostracized and despised by my kids if they learn that their mum is so backward that she doesn't even have a blog.
Situation 1
mich junior: mum! aphrodite and zeus' (kids in the future will be named after greek gods after Greece wins the World Cup for 20 consecutive years) mum is showing them her blog during her teenage years! do you have one to show me as well?
me: ermm no i don't honey how about if i told you bout it instead?
mj: (looks at me with disgust and hopelessness): why can't you be cool and happening like all the other mothers? even uncle collin and uncle fero has a blog! I HATE YOU!
me: *slashes wrists
Situation 2
mj: mum! what was it like when you were young?
me: oh honey during my time (sheesh i hope i'll never be old enough to say this) we didn't have spaceships to bring us around and we had to rely on cars and budget aircrafts instead
mj: really? tell me more tell me more!
me: yeah and there were still physical mcdonalds around where we could sit and eat instead of instant mcdonalds satchets that we have now .. and there were .. there were .. i can't recall anymore honey
mj (disappointed): didn't you keep a blog where you jot down your thoughts and experiences?
me: ermm no i didn't honey
mj: okie .. *walks away clearly disappointed with me
me: *slashes wrists
Situation 3
mj: mum how did you look when you were younger?
me: ohh i was considered to be drop-dead gorgeous in the past honey haha
mj (having some doubts cos mum looks haggard and disheveled): really? then can you show me your photos mum?
me: oh i lost them all when my computer crashed honey. but trust me, i was real hot when i was younger
mj (having more doubts): didn't you post them on a blog?
me: ermm no i didn't honey
mj (doubt 100% trust 0%): okie i hope you really looked as good as you said then. *walks away
me: *slashes wrists
i'm glad i realised the consequences of not having a blog soon enough. at least i'm able to shape my future away from slashing my wrists.
3. to conceptualize the rubbish in my head
i'm prone to stray thoughts especially when i'm sitting on my great white throne. or when i'm bathing. or when i'm trying to get to sleep. such thoughts and ideas are often left 'unattended' cos i either forget about it or am too shy to air it out. now that i have a blog i shall just sprout nonsense anytime anywhere and anyhow. hah.
of cos there are more reasons as to why i'm starting this blog but i think it'd be good to remind everyone that i am and have always been lazy. go ahead and place your bets as to how long i'll maintain this blog and count me in as well. hah.
i'm giving myself one month.
