Thursday, May 18
豆漿油條
yesterday was day one of 'abstruction'. after a week long torture of having to face zoe tay's abs in 8days, i decided that i too wanted a nice and toned bod. not that i don't have a hot bod now but there is always room for improvement. and instead of turning those 'rooms' into one big room, i think i'd rather have 6 small rooms. so i started on 'abstruction'.
went to the gym with wiwi and realised how much of a shadow i am of my former self. i cannot treadmill for more than 12 minutes and i can only manage a set of 15 at every station before i pant like lulu. well. guess it is only day one.
anyway the devastating part is yet to come. wiwi and i did a body fats measurement test. being 100% confident of myself i stepped onto the scale and when it flashed 21.8% i knew that was probably the lowest that one could go.
little did i know that the world's greatest miracle is about to take place right under my nose. wiwi stepped on it and measured 7.7% OF BODY FATS! 7.7%! damn machine. do you have any idea what that makes me? if wiwi is a chicken, then i'm a turkey. if wiwi is a bear, then i'm godzilla. and if wiwi is a bowl of 豆漿, then i'll be the 油條.
ohh ohh ohh i bet the difference can be justified by the fact that wiwi does not have breasts! yes that must be it. heh. (jin: but neither do you) shaddup jin.
so 21.8% of body fats is not that bad after all. heh.
豆漿離不開油條
讓我愛你愛到老
愛情就是要這樣
它才幸福美好 ..
went to the gym with wiwi and realised how much of a shadow i am of my former self. i cannot treadmill for more than 12 minutes and i can only manage a set of 15 at every station before i pant like lulu. well. guess it is only day one.
anyway the devastating part is yet to come. wiwi and i did a body fats measurement test. being 100% confident of myself i stepped onto the scale and when it flashed 21.8% i knew that was probably the lowest that one could go.
little did i know that the world's greatest miracle is about to take place right under my nose. wiwi stepped on it and measured 7.7% OF BODY FATS! 7.7%! damn machine. do you have any idea what that makes me? if wiwi is a chicken, then i'm a turkey. if wiwi is a bear, then i'm godzilla. and if wiwi is a bowl of 豆漿, then i'll be the 油條.
ohh ohh ohh i bet the difference can be justified by the fact that wiwi does not have breasts! yes that must be it. heh. (jin: but neither do you) shaddup jin.
so 21.8% of body fats is not that bad after all. heh.
豆漿離不開油條
讓我愛你愛到老
愛情就是要這樣
它才幸福美好 ..
